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You know, for a crazy homeless person, he’s pretty cut.

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  • "Can you get asthma? I think I’m totally getting asthma here."
  • "It’s this hunger that builds and builds and then, eventually, I do what I did last night."
  • "Not to interrupt your, um, crazy, but who are you?"
  • "That was like the Fourth of July in my mouth!"
  • "I suppose freaky is in the eye of the beholder."
  • "Thanks for the cock block."
  • "If I was gonna make a big deal, like, how big are we talking?"
  • "In my defence, truth is for pussies."
  • "I think I touched a boob."
  • "Trust me, I’m no hero."
  • "You know, most love lives don’t include a body count."
  • "This is not the day to piss me off, kid."
  • "I hope you’re not back for an encore because last night was a one- time thing."
  • "Therapy is bullshit."
  • "You know, we’re kind of a team."
  • "So you wanna get friendly at your place or mine?"
  • "Do you think I like acting like the adult?"
  • "Consider yourself schooled."
  • "Yo, 911 booty call, like, now."
  • "Do not tell anyone that just happened."
  • "I’m better with multiple orgasm than multiple choice."
  • "Drinks on you tonight."
  • "It’s just a little eye blood, okay? Who hasn’t had a little eye blood?"
  • "I’m just bored, and you amuse me."
  • "We’ll play it your way."
  • "I don’t usually have trouble wrapping my mouth around things."
  • "So this is what I get for playing nice."
  • "Less blah, more ‘za."
  • "For walking Viagra, you’re such a nerd."
  • "Hey, I’m picky not psychotic."
  • "Do you always have to be you?"
  • "So many choices, just one vag."
  • "My head is pounding harder than a sailor on shore leave."
  • "I hate getting all hot and bothered for nothing."
  • "We really need to start hanging out with a better class of people."
  • "My, still so charming."
  • "Your revenge could start a damn war."
  • "If the universe wants me to find love, it knows where to look."
  • "That is just way too awkward without beer."
  • "I don’t know how many ways I can tell you I’m sorry."
  • "Is that your way of saying ‘anal’?"
  • "Is this some kind of sex thing?"
  • "There’s no need to be gauche."
  • "You are not who I thought you were."
  • "Takes a con to know a con."
  • "I ask for sanctuary."
  • "You know, we don’t have to be enemies."
  • "Forgetting isn’t always such a bad thing."
  • "I have a feeling you’re gonna disappoint me."
  • "That is not a reason to kill someone."
  • "This is not a sexy undercover moment!"
  • "You are one hell of a toxic friend."
  • "Oh, nice, blame the victim."
  • "Can’t say I haven’t introduced you to interesting people."

[Seasons 2-4 to come]

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Sif Week - Day 6: Relationships

Sif and Jane Foster

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sif week, day seven: free-for-all

a showcase in snark starring the lady sif

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"Oh well, what would you know? Armored lady… Carrying a big cool sword…"


"Yes well I started training with that big cool sword when I was a young girl. I respect it, unlike you who thinks that waving it around until you hit something is how to wield such a weapon." She tilted her head and pursed her lips. "One must respect it and not treat it as a toy."

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"I know who you are frualein, Thor speaks highly of you."


"He better."


"With how many times I have saved his hide?" She laughed. "And so with whom do I have the please of speaking with?

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"Whats there to handle? You wave it around until you hit the thing you want dead!"


"No one should ever give you a sword of any sort…"

"…unless it is made of wood."